31/05/07

Mamadas que me pasaron en la niñez.

Hola chicos, les voy a contar unas historias que me pasaron cuando tenia unos 6 o 7 años, andaba en primero o segundo de primaria pero todavia me acuerdo no mamen, pero no me acuerdo lo que hice hoy en la escuela ese es el pedo.

Pues la primera fue de que andaba yo ahi peleandome con un vergas que se me puso al brinco, y ya lo tenia agarrado del cuello y lo tiro y le doy una patada y se queda ahi tirado y dije "Yyyy me pase de vergas, me va a cargar el pinche payaso" y pues me quede viendolo y dije no pues lo voy a levantar o algo no se... Y pues me agacho y que me tira un pinche puño de tierra a la pinche cara y me cae toda en los ojos y de esa con un pinche piedrerio y no mames sale corriendo y yo todo vencido me resigne a sentarme a llorar y tratar de sacarme los pedacitos de vidrio y piedritas que se me habian enterrado en el iris.

No pues ya como un año despues de eso que un dia me levanto y digo -a la verga soy un pinche tiger, bien agil y con reflejos de gato, no mames, como no me di cuenta antes.- Y cuando llego a la escuela, le digo -eh we, sueltame un golpe a la cara (Habia visto las caricaturas de jackie chan en la tele y vi como el pinche karateka atrapaba los golpes que le soltaban antes de que le pegaran y bien chingonamente y bien seguro yo pensaba que lo iba a lograr)- y me dijo -seguro?- Y pues yo segun esto si estaba machin seguro de que lo lograria no mamen que estupido estaba en ese entonces. -Si si como chingas tirame el pinche golpe- Y que creen? No lo alcance a cubrir.

20 comentarios:

Unknown dijo...

Jajaja, la caricatura de Jackie Chan suckea u,u.

Anónimo dijo...

no mamar we como que todavia veias caricaturas.. luego la de jackie chan esta bien fea jajate te recomiendo bob esponja, ren y stimpy y los animaniacs.

el Major Krieg dijo...

De hecho si veia la de animaniacs,y la de batman, no se cual era, no creo que haya sido la de jackie chan pero nomas digo... La de bob esponja ni existia mamon

El Pinche Contreras dijo...

jajajaja no mames que pendejo compa! ya me imagino la escena tu todo madreado en el suelo y el otro wey cagandose de la risa como yo jajaja.

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pinche naco de mierda

Anónimo dijo...

ke pendejadas son estas no pudieron aser otra pag mas kulera

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